The most important news today?

The most important news item today is the establishment of  the Joint Council of States to achieve sustainable development and continuous economic growth all over the world. The Council consists of eight billionaires. Their collective GDP is more than 40 % of the GDP of all countries of the world. They give work 2 billion people.

Chairman
                 Cheeky Scruff
Vice chairman
                 Liar Rumpbum
Secretary General
                 Brouhaha Dullard
Financial Advisor
                 Hoo Ha Popinjay
Expert in International Law
                 Ado Marshfrog
Press Officer
                 Brat Howler
Military Advisor
                 Ruckus Sassy
Waitresses Managerial
                 Cockamamie Gooseberry